Dancraft is a giant scam
Dan's d**k weighs as much as one microgram.
Dancraft is full of hackers.
Dan manages a team dedicated to plane hijackers.
Dan likes to slam his cock on his super gaming razer deathadder mouse
He hit his cock so hard, it broke his dollhouse.


:)

if you don't like the server then leave
why you over here tryna start beef
no seriously, you're accomplishing zero
u think ur funny? tryna be a hero?

you continue to play, despite hating the game
why don't you quit, if you think it's so lame?
you purchase ranks, yet say, 'dancraft is a scam'
if that's so, quit buying all that shit, man

and don't even get me started on the community attitude
making half arsed staff applications, when in reality ur all fucking rude
you ask for more admins, to get rid of 'hackers'
yet choose to verbally attack others, right after

'but rule breakers are a problem, they're everywhere' you say
and yet you've never made a single report in a fucking day
'well if I did, i'd never get a response, the staff suck!'
are you blind? they answer all the time, take a look

'the server never updates'
mate, are u tryna frustate? how often does a server really need to upgrade?
ulti, kitpvp, prison, are all recent adjustments
anything more i'd consider redundant

so if you've got a complaint, take it up with the staff
quit whining on the forums, with a stick up ur ass
okay sorry, that was too far, I'm being kinda mean
but surely you understand what I'm seeing?

to conclude, your thread is stupid and needless
and my sick rap has probs left u speechless
if you don't like the server, you're free to quit
and if you still choose to stay, then chill out a bit.

(Staff App I WAS Working On)
Hello Administration Team,

I am here out of a concern for your server, I understand my past experiences and my immaturity but things have happened and I wish to change for the better and improve and perform better than before. I know you are not "looking" for staff but I am not here to be looked at I'm here to be look over your server. You know how to contact me, I can't make promises but I can promise you one thing, my best effort as an attempt to reclaim my position in your staff team. It's been a long day without you, my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again, when I see you again. Automation is the domination of the generation? Tell me of a community that has unity where they all serve a duty it is never left dusty, where there is safety and few who are salty and the rest are lovely, where the server is less empty hardly managing to get over sixty, and has plenty of players with a prosperous mind set, this raps not over yet. Danmeister the lonely baiter when he plays cs he gets haters this shitty rap for a shitty server see you on the other end when it falls over.

*drops beat*

is ur name slayerkey
or is it slayerlowkey stupid
I'm in this skype call with u whilst I'm writing this
and I wanna let u know u sound like a lil bitch

u just asked me if I'm typing a second rap
damn right hoe, y'all gonna clap-
when this beat is ova ur gonna die
bc my sick rap will make u cry-

tears of joy ofc because its epic
when u rap its just plain sick
like, the bad sick, u know, vomit inducing
I don't know how u can even call that music

no wonder ur bed's infested with bees
they all think ur the knees, of bees, please
don't cry because of my roast
if anything, eat some toast

*RR-R-R-R-ROASTED*

lettuce? lettuce???

lettuce discuss how u cant tell the difference between a lettuce and a cabbage
u might aswell just lie down and die
roasted

wow this roast

*perfect timing at it's finest*

My god, is this what rap battles have become?